"hey wanna go to IKEA with me" - a pickup line with a 100% success rate
you want the d?
oh you mean my
My new blender I’m so happy now I have to break the news to mum at work.
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
why do they sell these
to commit a murder most fowl
I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.